A series of unexplained thefts leads Murphy to declare "Martian law". In the ensuing madness, everyone ends up blaming Quinn for all the thefts.
Season: 2
Stimutacs
Sparks starts pushing a new, "mostly kelp" energy pill that proves to be highly addictive.
In the Closet
Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.
Super Sir Loin
Meatwad goes on a hunger strike "For the Shorties" due to the subliminal messages in Sir Loin's new album. However, he doesn't stop there, ravaging all the food in the house for Sir Loin's "Hunger Drive". Something seems strangely familiar.